So I finally make it down to the Vic after going M.I.A for five weeks. Five weeks! Yikes, I’d like to see some of the, ahem, professionals I know go five days, no wait, make that five minutes, without playing poker – OK, I did play online, but for me it’s just not the same. Of course, the feeling of doing your bollocks remains the same, but in terms of this blog, writing, 'I played some six-max PLO for about 25 minutes and then had to sit out for a bit because the plumber came round,” is not exactly page- turning stuff, is it?